Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Just show your ass, and they will come
Riding
infamy like a bullet train, the Kardashian’s have braved a flight path
that offers all the perks of stardom, but minus the costly price of the
journey. Their surnames have become household names. Miraculously
rising to celebrity status, they are truly a marvel of both marketing
and branding.
What
the Gabor Sisters were erroneously accused of, success without
discernible talent, the Kardashians are guilty. More cerebral than
their image portended, collectively the Gabors acted on the stage, in
film and on television. At the very least they provided entertainment
that required a solid work ethic. Exactly what have the Kardashians,
collectively or individually, accomplished?
Other than one getting
caught with her pants down, literally, Kardashian fame rests on moments
that were, well less than flattering. Not too dissimilar from one
onetime heiress socialite whose initial bouts with fame came from bad
behavior, at least Ms. Hilton, acted and sang. At the very least, she
did something other than looking pretty.
Aside from a scandalous
video, and then a lame reality tv show, the Kardashians have built a
multimillion dollar businesses out effluvium. Why go through the
contortions, trials, tribulations, breakdowns and sweat that serious
talent requires when you can hitch your wagon to a gravy train that only
asks you be present.
Does style become substance? That was the
big question. The more precise question would be can the shameful become
profitable? Can flaws become cash?
Apparently the answer is
yes. Want a quick way to fame and fortune but do not want to work for
it? Just do something outrageous. The money will follow. Appear on a
few shows, hock a book and without too much on your part, except for the
total embarrassment of doing something scandalous to start with, watch
the money roll in faster than an T.V. Evangelists rival meetings.
Amen and pass the plate!
Andy
Warhol said “In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen
minutes.” Prophetic words that are still highly relevant. What he could
not have seen is that bad acts can add at least 60 more minutes.
Getting
in on the act, Jodi Arias has achieved attention as an artist. The same
woman who brutally murdered her boyfriend in a bloody messy painful sea
of anger without remorse, Arias is now an artist. Her amateurish
creations depict assorted dull subject matter. What is telling is that
she depicts famous people. In an odd way, she has achieved a notary
that the subjects of her creations had to work hard to achieve. The
irony is painful.
Just because you have murdered your boyfriend,
that doesn’t mean you cannot draw sympathy and supporters. Arias has
her own web site. You can see her site http://jodiariasisinnocent.com and yet another, not directly associated with Arias http://www.jodiarias.com.
There
is actually an audience for the work. Her creations are selling.
Nothing brings the price of art up like a crime. Do something terrible
and watch the art sell.
Artists, actors, writers and all assorted
professionals, skilled labor folks, and well the vast majority of the
world actually works for a living. They contribute skills that we all
need. Exactly what does someone with an atom of talent in a galaxy of
ambition provide? Is it fodder for consumption at check out lines, or
have we all become pop culture junkies looking for the next fix?
There
was a time, long ago on tv sets far away, when people with talent
actually talked about things that actually mattered. Even the light
shows like Mike Douglas gave you something to think about. Dick Cavett
featured professors from Ivy League schools.
Just try to find one
serious writer, artist, musician or actor on t.v.? Find anyone talking
about anything of substance, other than marketing their own ass, and you
will find the pickings very slim.
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